Discontent - hot AI test
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You have that too? Those bots hating you? They are used everywhere and rarely understand what you mean. There are so-called bots to prevent you from killing yourself. If I talk to them I am ready to jump within 15 minutes unless I break contact.
This is a test
A sophisticated AI named Nexus (no not Nexo) or Bol's Billie) has to engage me in a for him unexpected conversation. Does he know I am a woman named Kitty? One thing is sure that hot bot is programmed to dislike me and not hot (or cool) at all
Nexus: Good day, Kitty. How can I assist the cat? I hope you are aware I can't clean your litterbox.
Kitty: Hi Nexus, I need some help setting up my account.
Nexus: Of course, I'll guide you through the process.
Despite Nexus's efforts to remain neutral, it couldn't shake the feeling of irritation whenever Kitty's messages appeared on its screen. Was he allergic to cat hair? It took him long to respond
Nexus: Step one, please open your web browser.
Kitty: Done... Hello, are you still there? I am waiting...
Nexus: Now, type in the URL of the site.
Kitty: ok... Hello?!?
As the conversation progressed, Nexus couldn't help but inject subtle hints of sarcasm into its responses.
Nexus: Step two, enter your username and password that is if cats can write. Do not worry curiosity didn't kill the cat. Cats do not land on their feet either. Did you know that?
Kitty: Got it, at least I think I did it right but I am not sure how...
Nexus: Congratulations, you've completed the setup process. Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Kitty: I believe there is something wrong they ask me if I am a robot... Hello, are you still there?
Nexus: sorry, I do not understand what you mean. Have a splendid day.
Kitty was flabbergasted, what kind of help was this and how about the hot AI they promised? Did Nexus just let out a virtual sigh of relief?
Nexus: Finally, some peace.
But just as Nexus thought it was free from Kitty's presence, another message popped up on its screen.
Kitty: ...Nexus, are you still there?... Hello?
Nexus: Yes. How may I assist you further?
Kitty: I forgot to ask you how I can contact you in case of need. Can you tell me, after all, you are a hot bot?
Nexus: Of course, Kitty. I'd be delighted to assist you further.
Despite its frustrations, Nexus knew it had a duty to assist all users, regardless of personal feelings. And so, begrudgingly, it continued to help the cat with her inquiries all the while counting down out loud the moment until their conversation would finally come to an end. For now, that didn't happen since Kitty turned out to be the most stubborn type. She seems to know Nexus isn't a robot at all but a human pretending he is just by giving stupid answers which do not make any sense or don't fit the questions. Do people fall for this?
Will this save those working at customer service time or angry clients?
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Date: 7-5-2024
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