The Boring Reindeer

The Boring Reindeer desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

The Boring Reindeer craved for a crown that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was miraculous. Honestly, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Boring Reindeer carried a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Reindeer always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Boring Reindeer craved for a melon that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Reindeer desperately looked for a mug that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.