His Boring Queen

His Boring Queen needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

His Boring Queen desperately searched for a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought it was miraculous. A set square would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Queen searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Queen searched for a ball that they would worship. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

His Boring Queen carried a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Queen always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.