Beyond Meat COO Arrested After Biting Off the Tip of a Man’s Nose

Plant-based meat substitute producer Beyond Meat’s Chief Operating Officer Doug Ramsey has been arrested in Fayetteville, Arkansas, on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery after getting into a road rage altercation during a parking garage fender-bender, and biting off the tip of another man's nose.

Holy cow! Wait a minute! So, he gets in a "beef" with another driver, and bites off his nose? Since when did cannibalism become a vegan choice? Wonder if the judge will ask if his victim’s nose “tasted like chicken?” Guess we can only hope Ramsey doesn't have a son named “Stew.” All I can say is, this kind of behavior could make Beyond Meat’s stock take a huge “nose dive.” Hell, if this keeps up, Beyond Meat’s gonna have to come out with a new product line called “Beyond Noses.”

So, what’s up with this multi-millionaire biting off some guy’s nose over a silly fender bender? I mean, who the hell does he think he is, Mike Tyson? Then, after he gets released from jail, he decides to go out for a “bite to eat!” He even told reporters waiting for him outside jail “don’t get too nosey!” Not surprisingly, Beyond Meat is looking for a new COO. Guess you could say Doug Ramsey’s new job classification is now “Beyond Employable.”