Stupid Questions 368

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American actress Jade Pettyjohn, and “Katoptronophilia”, aren’t mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!

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(Note: Beware of NSFW humor.)


Brittany asked: “If it doesn’t give you inspiration, income, or orgasms…why is it in your life?”

Did you hear about the guy who was so old he could remember when Bruce Jenner was on a box of cereal and not a box of tampons?


Ladies, do you like pudding?
(Because I’d love to be pudding my d*** in your warm, wet mouth right now.)

Did you ever sniff the crotch of your lover’s jammies only to be both revolted and aroused at the same time? (Asking for a friend.)


Ladies, is it true that no matter how fat you think you are there is always someone who will eat you like the Last Supper?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Did you hear about the sexy elementary school teacher I used to date?
(I told her she should stop trying to teach the alphabet because she always chokes on the “D”.)

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Did you know I am so polite that my d*ck stands up whenever a lady needs a place to sit down?

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A girl was born in 1976, and today is her seventh birthday. How is it possible?
(The girl was born in hospital room number 1976.)

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Is it true that dolphins fart out of the tops of their heads?

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Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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