Stupid Questions 338

willphoenix - 8 months ago

American actress Shannen Doherty, “Panty Cocktail”, and “Urophilia” aren’t really mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls!

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(An idiot who didn’t take it out on time.)

When is “b*tch” spelled with one letter?
(When it’s “u.”)

Has anyone ever looked up the quoted terms in the intro?

Stupid Radio Question: “Have you ever been unclothed only from the waist down?”

How can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex?
(One of his fingers is clean.)

You all do remember I generally do not actually write this stuff, right?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Why was the young bride so quiet on her wedding day?
(She was taught to never talk with her mouth full.)

What’s the difference between a fridge and a p*ssy?
(When you take your meat out of the fridge, it doesn’t fart.)

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Why are women called chicks?
(Because they produce eggs and love c*cks.)

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What do you call a redneck in flames?
(A firecracker.)

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What do a toilet, an anniversary, and a clitoris have in common?
(Some men miss all three.)

What does a guy do when his cat dies?
(He plays with his neighbor’s p*ssy instead.)

How did the sperm cross the road?
(Your brother put on the wrong sock this morning.)

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Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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