GOSPEL ACCORDING TO TUCKER
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This sermon is about little known secret Gospel of Tucker, originally part of the 1611 King James bible Apocrypha section, however it was later hidden by a Papal Bull.
Tucker 3:16 "And Trump, when he was elected the first time, has angered the Pharisees and Seduces of the Synagogue of Satan who then have conspired against him with accusations of treason and cheating, eating babies and using witchcraft, demanding that the Senate to do him.
17 Before the High Priest they have summoned Trump to appear to face his adversaries, to defend his innocence. However, no matter what he was saying it only landed onto the deaf ears of the judges who have already made their minds for thirty silver liberty cap dollars. Thus president Trump was falsely charged and unceremoniously executed that same day in the evening before Passover.
18 But behold!, president Trump hast arisen from the dead and appeared to his MAGA followers at Tesla HQ memorial rally, sayn, “Elon son of Musk, do you love me?” He answered, “Yes, Mr. President, you know that I love you.” Trump said, “Take care of my cybertruck, oh, and the followers, give them 10% discount or something”.
19 President Trump went up the same stairway that he and Melania have initially used to come down during the first election, out onto the second level standing under the sunroof waving to their admirers: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and all gathered saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.
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