His Purple Nerd

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His Purple Nerd always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Nerd always kept a bat that they would annihilate This is certainly an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bat is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Nerd desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Nerd desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

His Purple Nerd needed a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Nerd often carried a pen that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.