Funny Quotes by Mitch Hedberg, American Comedian

Mitch Hedberg was a stand-up comedian and actor. He was known for his unconventional comedic style, which included surreal humor and non sequiturs. Hedberg was also known for his distinctive appearance, which included thick-rimmed glasses and a beanie. He became popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s, and released several comedy albums and specials during his career. Hedberg died in 2005 at the age of 37.

Some interesting facts about Mitch Hedberg

1. Hedberg was born in St. Paul, Minnesota, on February 24, 1968.
2. He began performing stand-up comedy in the early 1990s, and gained a devoted following through his appearances on the television show "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."
3. Hedberg was known for his unconventional comedic style, which included surreal humor and non sequiturs. He often used unconventional props in his act, such as a plastic toy sword or a bag of popcorn.
4. Hedberg released three comedy albums during his career: "Strategic Grill Locations," "Mitch All Together," and "Do You Believe in Gosh?"
5. He appeared in a number of films and television shows, including "Almost Famous," "Zoolander," and "King of the Hill."
6. Hedberg struggled with addiction and depression, and died on March 30, 2005 at the age of 37. Despite his relatively short career, he remains a beloved figure in the world of stand-up comedy, and his legacy lives on through his many recordings and performances.

 

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Quotes by Mitch Hedberg

• Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
• I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
• Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
• A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
• A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
• Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
• I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
• Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
• I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
• If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
• All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
• I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
• I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
• This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
• I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
• My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
• I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
• I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
• I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
• I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

 

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